What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

What's the difference between a thug and a phone charger?

A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

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How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.