What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

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How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!