What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.

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Why did the whale like the diver?

Because he had flippers!

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

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What's a balloon's favorite genre of music?

Pop.

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.