What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team?

The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts...

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What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and an all-girl track team?

Pygmies are cunning runts.