What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

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What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

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Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

What do you call a bunch of Mexican Stoners?

Baked Beans.

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys?

One is a cunning bunch of runts...

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

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What's the difference between a clever child and a rude marathoner?

One's a cunning runt...

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

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What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.