Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

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What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

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How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?

Chin up pal.

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

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How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do you call an expert on fishing hooks and lures?

A master baiter

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Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.