Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

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What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

A: Play ball.

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Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?

Chin up pal.

What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

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What do you call an expert in psychedelics?

A trip advisor.

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.