Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

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What's the matter?

I asked. "I've got the big C,"he said. "What, cancer " "No, dyslexia."

What does Ron Howard ask before watersports?

You down with Opie pee

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What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

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Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

What was the desert's piece of advice?

Gobi yourself

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What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.