Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

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How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.