Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

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How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.