How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

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How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

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What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

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What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.