How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

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How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

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What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.