How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

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What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

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Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef