When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.

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What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

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Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

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Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

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How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.

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What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.