When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.

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How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.

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What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.