When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.

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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.

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What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

Who writes books for little bees ?

Bee-trix Potter !

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When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.

What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.