What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

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What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

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What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."