What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

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What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.