What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

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What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

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Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)