Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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Where do generals keep their armies?

in their sleevies

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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What is Shakespeare's favourite snack?

Hamlet du fromage

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.