What do you call an army of corn?

The Musket - ears

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !