What do you call an army of corn?

The Musket - ears

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Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

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What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

How far away is the US Army's website?

Just a few klicks away.