What do you call an army of corn?

The Musket - ears

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Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.