What do you call an army of corn?

The Musket - ears

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What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.