What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.

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How do you say virgin in German?

Goodandtight

How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

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What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

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What's the best way to get the aristocracy out of France?

A chopper

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.