What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.

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What do a German says when you show him a good meme?

Danke

What do you call a castrated German?

A Munich

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How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.