What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.

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What's a German Ninja drink beer out of?

A clandestein.

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

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What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.