What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

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Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

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What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

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How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn