What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

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Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

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What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What is the color of the wind?

A. Blew.

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees