What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

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How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

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What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

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What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting. I'll see myself out...

How do you make any watch a stopwatch?

A: Don't wind it.