What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

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What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

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Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"