What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.