What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

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What's long and black and dangerous to cut into?

The KFC Drive-thru line.

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

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What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.