What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

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Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

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What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.