What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

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How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

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Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

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What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.