Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

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What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!