Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

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What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

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Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation?

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How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

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Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!