Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

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What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.