Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

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Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

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What are three signs old age?

1. Becoming forgetful

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!