What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say when it messed up?

A: It was an oakcident.

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!