What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

What is green and pecks on trees ?

Woody Wood Pickle !

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano