What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.