How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

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What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

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What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

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What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers