She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
Its going to be all rye.
Piece by piece
I want you inside of me.
Pop-tart.
I usually put bread in a toaster.
You pop up all night.
Because they, like, can't even deal.
New Jersey had first choice.
