How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

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What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6