What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

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Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

Drought Jokes More Drought Jokes

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....