What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

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What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

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Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

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What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....