What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

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What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

You get a frostbite.

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

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What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

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Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA