What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

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Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

Where do cats go on vacation?

Maui.

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What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.