What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

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Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country?

To study abroad.

Fog Jokes More Fog Jokes

When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.