Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
A: Wave
Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.
So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.
The diarrhea of Anne Frank.
His nose is wet.
A. From chasing parked ambulances.
Not a ton
Ton
Have someone throw it at you.
IM Groot.
Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
With a monkey wrench.
So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.
