Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.
Because the land never waves back
A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
Paddy O'Furniture
Nobody knows.
When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!
Won ton
A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Get married on his birthday.
Wohahaha! That was funny! XD
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
A flat note.
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
