Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
Because the land never waves back
You wave.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
No body nose man. Hue hue hue.
Wet noses
There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.
One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.
Getting diagnosed with cancer.
Start with a brief introduction.
A free-LOTR
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
A flat note.