Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

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What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong."

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?

A gooseberry is green !

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.