Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

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Nigiri, please."

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?

A gooseberry is green !

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.