Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

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What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

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What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?

A gooseberry is green !

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.