What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?

A gooseberry is green !

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What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

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Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

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What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?

A gooseberry is green !

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.