What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

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What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

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I'm not scared when the bull charges

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What do you call a bad riddle?

Voldemort

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Voldetort.

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Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

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How old is Tyrion Lannister?

A: Peter Dinkl-age

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..