Horcrux Jokes

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

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What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

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Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Tyrion Lannister Jokes More Tyrion Lannister Jokes

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

How old is Tyrion Lannister?

A: Peter Dinkl-age

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

Voldemort Jokes More Voldemort Jokes

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

Ron Weasley Jokes More Ron Weasley Jokes

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.