Because you need a soul for that.
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One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..
Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country
He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.
Quidditching
She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.
Attire.
You can sleep with a light on.
Because they have no soul
A: Peter Dinkl-age
He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".
I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.
Sum-Young Ho
A Terra Bite
Ten ants !
