What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

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Why does voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

What would Voldemort name his pet tortoise ?

Voldetort.