What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

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How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark