What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

faint

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

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What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.

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What do you call a black, seafaring plunderer?

Pirate. Unless you're a clever racist, then you might've said "nigarrr".

Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.