What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

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How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

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What is a pirate?

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's?

An anti-socialist

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What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).