What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

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He rips out his hare!

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Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

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Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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Doubloons.

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He used an eyepatch

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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He heard they had PIE.

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP