Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.
68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.
It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.
by using a bottle opener
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
A tire.
Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.
One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.
