What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ( )

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How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

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Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice