What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

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Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

Who's there ! Althea ! Althea who ?

Althea in court!