What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

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What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

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Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!