What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

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Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

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What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.