What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

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What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What does a math mermaid wear?

An algeabra....

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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

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What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

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What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.