What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.