What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

Dirtbag Jokes More Dirtbag Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag