What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

Dirtbag Jokes More Dirtbag Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.