What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

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What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

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How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.