What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's on the inside of a clean nose?

Fingerprints.

What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What is a Queens job?

She Queens and vacuums

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Vacuum Cleaner Jokes More Vacuum Cleaner Jokes

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

Dirtbag Jokes More Dirtbag Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

Harley Davidson Jokes More Harley Davidson Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.