Vacuum Cleaner Jokes

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

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The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

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Driver: I love to travel.

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

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BLEEEEEE-YATCH!

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What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

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The position of the dirt bag.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

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Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own?

because it was too tired.

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When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

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Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

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Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

What's the worst part of a vacuum?

Nothing.