Vacuum Cleaner Jokes

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

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Why can't motorcycles go faster?

They're two tired.

Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own?

because it was too tired.

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Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

Why do high school girls always travel in odd numbers?

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What's brown and rhymes with poop?

Snoop Dogg

What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia?

Snoop Dinner

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What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out."

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

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What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

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What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

Brand Jokes More Brand Jokes

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty