Vacuum Cleaner Jokes

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

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So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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Why are cars faster than motorcycles?

Because motorcycles are two tired.

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

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What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

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Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

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What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

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What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

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What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.