What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

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Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ?

Lou !

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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.