What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

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What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

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What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

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What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?

A bare hare.

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!