Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

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Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

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What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

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What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

What do black Eskimos live in?

A nigloo.