Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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What do you call a deaf quadriplegic?

Whatever you want

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

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What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?

PYONG! YANG!

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

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Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history