Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a Chinese roller coaster make as it goes up an incline?

chink chink chink chink

What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daisy Jokes More Daisy Jokes

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

What fruit makes you confused?

Papayas See, you're confused right?

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why do flower beds have mulch?

So you can't see their underplants.

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

Princess Peach Jokes More Princess Peach Jokes

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion