Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion