Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

Daisy Jokes More Daisy Jokes

Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

Princess Peach Jokes More Princess Peach Jokes

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion