Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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Where are the best sounding farts listed?

Sharts.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

Daisy Jokes More Daisy Jokes

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

What fruit fits best in your palm?

a palm-agranate!

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

Princess Peach Jokes More Princess Peach Jokes

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history