Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion
The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Use a homophone.
PYONG! YANG!
Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.
An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
A promegranate.
He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.
Hello honey !
Cupigs!
She forgot to delete her Bowser history