Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What were the political views of the librarian?

She wanted open borders.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

Daisy Jokes More Daisy Jokes

Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How does a flower get pollinated?

Beez Nuts!

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Princess Peach Jokes More Princess Peach Jokes

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history