What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

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How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.