What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

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What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

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How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.