What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

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What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."