What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

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How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

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What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.