Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What is the best tool for getting a handle on your gambling addiction?

A vice grip.

Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

Sewer Jokes More Sewer Jokes

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.