Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

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How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving?

Depends

What is the best tool for getting a handle on your gambling addiction?

A vice grip.

Sewer Jokes More Sewer Jokes

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide