A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
It's too square.
If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw
Because he couldn't handle his roast
All he could handle was the microwave
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
Because he had nothing to chauffeur.
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
