Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

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What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Who's there Boo!! Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

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Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

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What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

What do you call a group of alcoholics with the same name?

Alcoholics synonymous.

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3