How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

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Stop cracking your NaCles."

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What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

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How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.