How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

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Whats Fred Flintstones favorite drug?

Crack Rock.

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

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What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.