How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

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What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.