Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

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What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

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What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire