Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

Why do black people wear flares?

because their knee grows

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What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

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What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.