Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

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Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

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Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

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What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

What do you call an orange cat in summer?

Shedder Cheese!

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Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.