They both spit fire
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Challah at ya boy!
Cripple Sec
Because you start wearing less and going out more
Dr. Drake.
If you're reading this it's too late.
He would never leave his woes behind.
Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...
M'Kay
Because he wanted to look mptnt
It's a members-only jacket.
The Family Channel.
Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.
Because it's Boxing Day!
Hearing AIDS
It was rear-ended by a ferry.
Head to head race
Kick the altar boy in the back off the head
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Because they're too cornea.