Drake Jokes

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

How does a Facebook employee greet each other?

Hey there, whatsapp!!

Bruce Jokes More Bruce Jokes

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

Why can you only date girls named Ana?

because I got a tattoo that says Ana

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer?

To make it Fall.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

How many were left ?

None. They were all copy cats !