Drake Jokes

How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

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What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol?

Cripple Sec

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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How does Stevie Wonder check Facebook?

With his EyePhone

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

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How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

What's Batman's favorite dessert?

Just ice cream

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How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

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What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

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Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

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When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.