Drake Jokes

How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

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What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol?

Cripple Sec

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ?

I Bruce easily don't hit me !

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

South Park Jokes More South Park Jokes

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

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What do black people and Batman have in common?

Neither one of them get r/dadjokes

What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

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What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?

removed

What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

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What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

How do you find a velociraptor?

By taking the integral of the acceleraptor!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.