Drake Jokes

How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

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What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol?

Cripple Sec

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What made you leave it?

well, the movie ended so

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

South Park Jokes More South Park Jokes

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.