Drake Jokes

How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

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What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol?

Cripple Sec

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

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What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman?

What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman? To the bat cave!

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What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread?

Challah!

What did the rapper say to the deli owner?

Challah!

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Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

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What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

What do you call an orange cat in summer?

Shedder Cheese!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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What do you find in a cloud's shorts?

Thunderpants!

What is the best spanish joke you've ever heard?

I couldnt find the spanish section of reddit