Drake Jokes

How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

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What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol?

Cripple Sec

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

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What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

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What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

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What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

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When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.