If you're reading this it's too late.
A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)
You're always positive
AIDS.
Challah at ya boy!
Cripple Sec
Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...
Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.