What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor?

One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call an Asian cow in space?

The Milky Wei.

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

What do German women's lingerie and Africa have in common?

Ze-bras!

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Ace Jokes More Ace Jokes

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.