What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.

What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

What do you call an ant in space ?

Cosmonants & Astronants !

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why is Africa so bad at cricket?

Because they only have Ebola!

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Ace Jokes More Ace Jokes

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.