What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

What do German women's lingerie and Africa have in common?

Ze-bras!

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Ace Jokes More Ace Jokes

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.