What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

What are all sports in Africa called?

The hunger games

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

What's the gift that keeps on giving?

AIDS

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

Ace Jokes More Ace Jokes

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.