What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

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What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

What do you call an Asian cow in space?

The Milky Wei.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ?

Acis spades !

Ace Jokes More Ace Jokes

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.