What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380?

Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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What's black and dosent work?

Half of London

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

Kitkat Jokes More Kitkat Jokes

What are 5 black people in a red car?

A KitKat.

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.