What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

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Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of 4.

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Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common?

They were both fingered by their brother.

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Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

Kitkat Jokes More Kitkat Jokes

What are 5 black people in a red car?

A KitKat.

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.