What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

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What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

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What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Why do they call it a chicken coupe?

If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.

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What do you call it when a girl named "Sandy" Punches someone?

Sandy hook.

What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

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What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

What are 5 black people in a red car?

A KitKat.