Half of London
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Arabs
The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.
You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.
Click Whittington
Because it is the capital of England.
They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.
An English sleep dog.
To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
They're in Greenwich Mean Time.
Five more years of Cameron"
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
A: KABOOM!!
It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make
Salt
Surf far so good.
An asymptoad.
Half a centipede !
Cretins!
Oh, Phuket!
Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.
They were my friends. :(
It has 4 rabbits' feet.
Because attachments are forbidden.
E we go E we go E we go!