Half of London
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Arabs
The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.
You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.
Click Whittington
Because it is the capital of England.
They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.
An English sleep dog.
To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.
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They're in Greenwich Mean Time.
So the other one could drive
I'm like Sherlock, holmes.
They are both crustaceans.
King's Crustacean.
You can peel (peal) both of them.
Plantaintions.
Nothing -- apples don't talk!
Stark industries has actually turned a profit
You can sleep with a light on.
To get out of this town.
A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.
He waits for it at the next stop.
With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.
HER: um... ME:writing bad at geo-
Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.