Half of London
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Arabs
The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.
You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.
Click Whittington
Because it is the capital of England.
They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.
An English sleep dog.
To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They're in Greenwich Mean Time.
Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.
You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.
If you're already a billionnaire.
You skip the flat ones.
A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.
A fifth.
Neither of them can be used as functional tables.
A graduated cylinder.
I came, I thaw, I conquered .
Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P
Pine trees
Because they always miss.
B-2
Because they have appeal
Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.
A heir cut
