Half of London
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The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.
You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.
Click Whittington
Because it is the capital of England.
They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.
An English sleep dog.
To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.
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They're in Greenwich Mean Time.
This isn't a good joke.
The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back
They can't even.
An envelope!
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.
I don't know man, I just fly the drone.
The retail store
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
The teabag stays longer in the cup.
Go to England and buy something
Let Meowt!!!!"
One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.
By craic-ing his knuckles.
Because it was on old croc.
