Happy Hour Jokes

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

You might also enjoy:

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

How heavy is a photon?

I don't know, but it's probably light-weight

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

London Jokes More London Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!