It was happy hour.
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CGI Friday's.
because Happy Hour ended.
They're in Greenwich Mean Time.
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Because they literally can't even.
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.
She returned home with a red snapper.
He said it was too tight."
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
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A skeleton key.
Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!
The Welsh don't know yet either.
They know their knots.
All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."
Bat you'll never guess!
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.