Happy Hour Jokes

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

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London Jokes More London Jokes

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

5 Hour Jokes More 5 Hour Jokes

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog?

Nina

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush