Happy Hour Jokes

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

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Wheres my dog gone?

Dead in the trash

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

5 Hour Jokes More 5 Hour Jokes

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

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Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.