Happy Hour Jokes

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

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Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

London Jokes More London Jokes

What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

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Who is a man's best friend?

The sock, he's always there in hard times.

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Why don't we drink chicken milk?

It tastes fowl.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

How'd he do it?

The horses name was Friday.

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.