Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
A: A snowmobile!
Me too*
Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)
He got too attached to his work.
Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
I guess I didn't plan it very well!"
Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.
His last name.
Her husband had a holloween-ie.
Evaporated milk
Its the 5/7 day of the week
The horses name was Friday.
Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
It's a week day.
Deviled eggs!
Cottontales
