Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
His wife made sure he only came once a year.
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Many are cold, but few are frozen.
He gets out the Bible Belt!
Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.
I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas
They planet. (Plan-et)
Because he cantaloupe.
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
Hocus POTUS
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
A good Friday
Unemployed.
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Fry-days.
Smelly beans!
