Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Because I ran her over in the street.
Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!
He always gets stuck on 2 Across.
She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.
He was a rough rider!
not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
One was planned.
He said 'Thank you'. "
Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!
He made the World Trade Center disappear.
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...
Saturday Night Fever.
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Unemployed
He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps
Easter
