Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

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Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

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What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

Why did the blond slap Santa?

He kept saying "Ho Ho Ho" *dum roll - rim slap*

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Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

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Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A: A snowmobile!

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Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.

What's the major cause of divorce?

Answer: Once is not enough.