Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

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How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer