What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

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What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

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What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.