What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

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What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

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Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.