What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

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Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood